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The only Telegram game where you can go from clown to capitalist god.

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TAP IN TO THE CHAOS

Welcome to Rugs To Riches, where every click brings you closer to building your empire. Here's how to start stacking those bags:

Start Earning

Tap, click, and unlock your businesses to kick off your journey to riches. Watch as the rewards start rolling in!

Level Up Your Game

Collect COINZ, FOMOs, and LAMBROS to upgrade, unlock, and turbocharge your earnings with epic boosts.

Hire 'Expert' Managers

Don't grind alone! Bring in these self proclaimed managers to run your businesses while you're off chasing the moon.

Attract Investors

Once your businesses are fully managed and automated, it's time to start acquiring Investors who'll supercharge your earnings.

⚠️ Is this legal?

"We asked our intern. They said maybe. We fired them for their lack of conviction."

Questionable Managers

Hire these dubious individuals to automate your business and question your life choices

BOTTY McBOTFACE

"Always eager to please, he's the one you turn to when you need to harvest free crypto with zero effort - because who's got time for manual work when you've got bots doing all the heavy lifting?"

SANKMAN-FRIED

"This guy knows how to run a 'totally legit' centralized global exchange. Right? RIGHT???"

MOONSHOT MOLLY

"Coder by day and hacker by night, crafting sophisticated trading algorithms that capitalize on every market twitch. She's a digital nomad with a knack for dodging taxes, bouncing from country to country to hit every crypto conference with an open bar."

RUGPULL RICK

"The mastermind behind the ultimate pump-and-dump empire, maximizing profits by offloading worthless coins onto unsuspecting buyers."

BOTNET BOB

"The roboman behind the curtain, controlling an army of bots that flood your socials with fake testimonials. Need to pump up your crypto project's credibility or inflate your follower count? Bob's got you covered. Real likes? Real followers? Who cares!"

CONSENSUS CARL

"The blockchain purist who refuses to make any decision without 51% agreement. His meetings run for days, but his validator nodes are impeccable. Just don't ask him about Proof of Work vs. Proof of Stake unless you have several hours to spare."

CODE MASTER KAI

"The eccentric genius who writes immaculate smart contracts while living in a van. Has never been hacked (that you know of), and guards his private keys with more paranoia than his last relationship. Trust issues? Maybe. Results? Definitely."

JPEG JAIME

"The man with the priceless mustache and a wallet full of questionable decisions. He'll sell you an overpriced digital masterpiece and convince you it's worth more than your entire house. He's not just selling art, he's selling virtual dreams on the blockchain."

SHILL MASTER SHELLY

"Former telemarketer who found her true calling in crypto. Can convince your grandma to mortgage her house for a presale. Her Twitter threads have more hooks than a fishing convention, and her Discord pumps are the stuff of legend."

ZERO XENA

"The fearless gas-saver who optimizes your mining rigs with Layer 2 solutions slashing fees and your carbon footprint. She'll tell you all about her commitment to the environment, but honestly, she's just using the farm to secretly grow weed."

Unhinged Testimonials

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"My therapist told me to stop playing. I didn't. Now I'm her therapist."

- CryptoWizard69

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"I invested my kid's college fund. No regrets. They can learn to code on YouTube."

- FatherOfTheYear

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"This game gave me nightmares and a sense of purpose. Finally, I feel alive."

- SleepIsForTheWeak

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"I play this during work meetings. My productivity is down 99%, but my spirits have never been higher."

- CorporateSlave

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"I think the game is controlled by lizard people… but like, in a good way."

- SatoshiSleeperCell

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"I haven't slept in 72 hours. The rugs are speaking to me now. They say buy more."

- InsomniacTrader

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